Sad times for Range

We are all a bit melancholy this week because Eli is leaving soon. He says he's going to Africa, but we all have our doubts. I think this is all an elaborate ruse to set himself up in the Witness Protection Program, but I've also heard that he's moving to L.A. to take all the roles that Joaquin Phoenix is now turning down. We'll just have to wait until he sends some pictures of lions eating a zebu on the Kenyan savanna.

Anyhoo... His last night behind the bar is Thursday, July 2nd, so please stop by that night and wish him well while he muddles several hundred cocktails.

Cheers!